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Elsenderodelgatuno. (by [ Romiau! ])
i imagine myself looking like this.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjdowBiuC1qjev1to1_400.jpg)
today, i was in my owner’s apartment in the city. a squirrel jumped up and was
staring at me through the window. i decided i had to kill it. but then there was the
glass. i couldn’t reach that furry bastard. on the bright side, i was given cat nip, but
remember nothing after the first sniff. what a great day. send me messages, i’m
bored and lonely. meow.
- Ollie the Cat
